Call me Kieekaa.

"Some times the same is different, but mostly it's the same."

"Once I had a love, and it was divine."

sewbergamzee:

tuucker:

when youre walking past a dead body in a horror game and it suddenly comes back to life

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Oh my god you can almost hear the pug’s screams. 

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magicalnaturetour:

Sweet Photos of a Senior Golden Retriever Snuggling with Baby Chicks. Remember Champ, the happiest dog in the world? His owner, 21-year-old Candice Sedighan, just shared with us a new series of photos she’s taken of the adorable dog and his newfound, rescued friends. All Photos by Candice Sedighan via  My Modern Metropolis  ~ Older dogs are adorable & very loving, too. ♥

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inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

(Source: rooftoqs, via ohhaiserah)

Summary of Romeo and Juliet

romeo:im so sad
romeo:ill never be happy
romeo:a party sure why not ill just sulk around an- WOAH
romeo:WHO DAT
romeo:SHE GOT DA BOOTY
romeo:imma dance with her
romeo:*dancin wit teh juliet*
juliet:dafuq are you
romeo:shh *kiss*
juliet::oo
*party over*
romeo:AYYY LOOK I FOUND DAT LADY'S HOUSE
romeo:LADY
romeo:HEY LADY
juliet:OMG HI I REMEMBER YOU
romeo:yeah its me hey wanna get married
juliet:dont you think its too soon
romeo:idk
juliet:brb
romeo:k
juliet:HEY YEAH LETS GET MARRIED TOMORROW
romeo:AWW YEAH I BET THIS PUTS ME ABOVE MERCUTIO AND BENVOLIO IN MAN POINTS
*next day*
rome and juli:FRIAR MARRY US PLEASE:
friar:idk and ROMEO WEREN'T YOU JUST SULKING OVER ROSALINE LIKE YESTERDAY
romeo:yeh
friar:ok fine ur married
rome and juli:yaaaay
*some time later*
tybalt:WELL SLAP MY BUTTOCKS AND CALL ME A MONTAGUE IS THAT ROMEO
mercutio:excuse you dont talk bout my friend like that
tybalt:shut up mercutio *stab*
mercutio:WAAHAHAH IM DED *he die*
romeo:hnnn
tybalt:....
romeo HNNN
tybalt:...
romeo:hnnnHIYAAAA *stab*
tybalt:oH NO IM DED AHH *he die too*
prince:ohmygod why did i JUST tell you yesterday about fighting
romeo:i sorry
prince:no ur banished
romeo:HWWHWHHAAAT YOU BANBISHED ME
romeo:*runs to friar* IMMA KILL MYSELF*
friar:no i have plan just go to mantua ok
romeo:k *leaves*
juliet:FRIAR HELP THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THAT I KNEW FOR LIKE 1 DAY JUST GOT BANISHED IMMA KILL MYSELF
friar:NO JULIET I HAVE A PLAN you drink this potion you look dead you be put in capulet tomb until you wake up and romeo find you and you run away together
juliet:ok
juliet:*goes home and drinks potion*
nurse:hey juliet rise and shi- OOOH MY GOD LADY CAPULET COME HERE OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
lady capulet:wha- OH NOO OH NO okay lets throw her in the tomb of dead people
nurse:k
juliet:*in da tomb* zzZzzZZzzzZ *not actually dead just sleepin*
romeo's servant:AYY YOO ROMEO I GOTS NEWS FOR YA
romeo's servant:JULIET'S DEAD
romeo:WHAT
romeo:WHAaaAaaaT
romeo:OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND POISON MYSELF BEFORE LOOKING INTO THE SITUATION AT ALL OR CONTACTING THE FRIAR OR ANYTHING
romeo:*buys potion*
romeo:*breaks into the tomb of dead capulet people*
romeo:oh my god its juliet wow she doesn't even look dead
romeo:but im sure she is
romeo:*kiss juliet*
romeo:*drinks poison*
romeo:he ded
juliet:*yawning* YAWWWN oh i can't wait to see my rome- WHAT DAFUQ
juliet:IT'S ROMEO NEXT TO ME
juliet:HE DED
juliet:*grabs sword and stabs herself*
oh yeah and romeo also killed Paris in the tomb by the way forgot to add that b/c apparently killing tybalt wasn't enough
friar:*comes in cell*
friar:uh oh
prince:WHAT DIS
CAPULET:WHAT DIS
LADY CAPULET:WHAT DIS
MONTAGUE:WHAT DIS
CApULET:*strokes montagues face* brother

auntytany:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

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(via ohhaiserah)

Cosmo Sex Tip #1701

oldmanstephanie:

When they plead for more, adopt a Scottish accent and yell, “I’M GIVIN’ HER ALL SHE’S GOT, CAPTAIN!

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5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

(via jazziebabycakes)